Calling All Ugly Men!

Becca and I have recently decided that Pattaya is the garbage can for the world's ugliest men.  They all come here, in their 30's, looking for sex, and end up staying and inhabiting this southern part of Thailand. Based on my observations....the basic description is as follows: white, balding, fat, bad teeth, ugly, speedo-wearing men coming from anywhere from the U.S. to Russia to Germany. Whenever I see them, they are usually paired off with a young Thai girl OR a young Thai boy. The homosexual, transgender community in this part of Thailand is huge. Today we went to the beach with our co-worker Tom who, if you remember from a previous post, has a boyfriend. It didn't hit me until we sat down in our beach chairs that we were most definitely at a gay beach, if I can call it that. We were surrounded by (ugly) white men and their Thai boyfriends. These pompous men come here to be doted on by innocent Thai boys who would do anything for them...from rubbing their feet to other unmentionable things. In front of us, a man was getting a very suggestive massage....and to the right of us, a young boy was laying on top of his fat boyfriend. Scattered on the beach, were lots of skinny asians in speedos. It was quite the afternoon!

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